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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:28
No way
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...